Have you seen this on Pinterest yet? It seemed like a do-able polymer clay project and let's be serious ---it cracks me up just looking at it!
I tracked it down to Oops, I Craft my Pants (another crack me up moment please). I loooved the vintage witches she puts on her bookmarks. I added just a pit of lacy petticoat too. She painted on her stripes but I made mine out of clay, hence the wonky stripes.
But if you just had a house fall on you, your stockings might be crooked too!
Now my only worry is.....does anyone read paper books anymore?